Return to the main Samples page for articles on various topics.
Betches
- We Need To Get Together When We’re Home For The Holidays, But Not At The Bar My Ex Goes To
- How To Avoid F*cking Your Ex In Your Childhood Bedroom This Holiday Season
- Everyone Knows I’m The Posh Spice Of The Group & Other Woes Of Planning A Group Costume
- The United States Is A Cancer And We Need To Talk About Its Astrological Chart
- 4th Of July Cocktails That’ll Make You Forget You Hate It Here
- Invite Literally Whoever To Our MDW Party—Except Your Friends Who We All Hate
- We Should Totally Meet Up This Summer! Unless Something Better Comes Up At the Last Minute, Of Course
- Ex-New Yorkers: Welcome To Miami, Where There’s More Freedom & Fewer Rights
- As Your MOH, I’m Going to Make Your Bachelorette Party Amazing—Even Though I Hate Your Fiancé and Everything This Wedding Represents
The New Yorker’s Shouts & Murmurs
Weekly Humorist
- Statistics I’ve Shared Right Before Being Told ‘Let’s Agree to Disagree’
- REVIEW: Rory Scovel’s Live Without Fear: We Love Live Fear
- Masterclasses Coming To A YouTube Ad Near You
- If I Started Talking to My Best Friend the Way I Talk to Myself
- Things I’ve Said About Making Hollandaise Sauce or Masturbating
- Pour Out Your Pour Over: Craft Cocaine is the New Home Brew, You F*cking Narc
- As Your Fiction Workshop Instructor, I Don’t Want to Read Anything Less Than Beautiful—Or About Boats
- Sexist Double Standards I Hold About Men That Generic RideShare App™ Needs to Address
- Emergency Press Conference: We Need to Stop Menopause Before It Destroys the Planet
- Hubris, Hamartia or HELL YEAH?
- 4 Sex Positions Where You Can Secretly Watch a Steve Harvey Hosted Show
The Belladonna Comedy
- Petition to Skip ‘Mother’ and Move Directly to ‘Crone’
- Rejected Titles for My Fairy Tale Literature Thesis
- Is Your Date at a Speakeasy or Escape Room?
- Quiz: Motivational Poster or Quote from a Serial Killer?
McSweeney’s
- I’m Sorry I Haven’t Graded Your Essays Yet — I’ve Been Busy Living Under Late-Stage Capitalism During a Global Pandemic
- Dick Jokes for People Who Claim They Don’t Like Dick Jokes
- Things People Say to Me, a Disabled Person Taking Prescription Medications, When They Hear I Won’t Have Health Insurance Upon Finishing Grad School
- Places Where Social Influencers Do the ‘Dancer’ Pose and the Corresponding Poverty Rates
Rewire News Group
- PETA Does Not Want You to Eat (Human) Babies
- Protesters to Go COVID-19 Christmas Caroling at Abortion Clinics
- Can White Men Have It All? Or Does ‘Leaning In’ Mean Toppling Over?
Robot Butt
Points in Case
The Pink Canoe
